Learn to speak Norn Iron!!

Following on from my post about people making fun of my accent I found this site Learn how to speak Norn Iron (northern ireland) , which neonuts suggested.
Here are a few of the little sayings or pronounciations of words that are said back home (just in case you visit someday)
"What about ye big mawn, what are ye at the day?" Translates as: How are you? Are you doing anything interesting this fine day?"Fancy a wee pint down the bar, or do ya wanna go till the Offies for a carry out?" Translates as: Would you like to join me in some merriment at our local hostelry or would you rather purchasing some alchohol from the local Off License?
"Getawaydafug ya wee gat. Who'd ya fink y'are? Wee Slabber......"Translates as: You'd better leave my vicinity in a hurry. I don't like you. Go away and don't come back. Who do you think you are? Go away."Fer fuhsake catch yerself on ya fuggen goat ye..."Translates as: Look, you better review the situation. You look rather silly
"Man, he's a fuggen dickbax, no bones about it. I'd knack the ballbegs ballix in...."Translates as: I'm not particularly fond of said person in question, but by jove, I'd hit him if I saw him.
Afeard: scared: Amptinat? -I most definitely am: Balleex -"bollocks: Bake -someones face: Banjaxed - drunk: Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did: Beef -male sexual organ ie "Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite": Boulin' -messing about: Buggered -broken: Creamed -tired: Dander -a walk, ie I'm goin fer a dander: Earlee-er -before the present: Eff Aaf - Fuck Off: FaakAaf - Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises: Faaler -father: Fally - follow: Frig -polite word for "Fuck", also used: Flip: Gat -slang, You're a wee gat or get: Geg -fun, "Ats a geg": Getawaydafuck -go away now: Goes -replaces the word "Said" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin'?" And then she goes, "Yip.": Happy Days - that's good: Houl On -please wait: Lairdindeyit -please do start eating (or drinking): Lifted - arrested: Mairshen - Emersion Heater: Meat Wagon -RUC Landrovers: Melt -no actual meaning, used as: "I'll knock your melt in": Messages - weekly shopping: Milly -name given to teenage females. See also: Steek: Moufycunt - rather outspoken person: Norman -bullying term for someone with no friends: Norwegain - Another Gin please: Now Yer Sucken Deezel -that's a good way of going about that: Oxters -Armpits: Prably -maybe, its likely: Parfil - strong: Pssskety -common misprounciation of "Spaghetti": Ragin' -angry, Ahm bloody ragin' so ah am: Samitch -mispronunciation of "Sandwhich": Scundered - embarrassed: Skinned Ye! - Haha my good friend, I do believe I won that particular game by a significant margin: Slabber -someone who makes bad comments about you behind your back or to your face: Spoofen - lying: Spide - see Steek: Spoon -someone with a low IQ: Steek -male with bad dress and hair sense: Stroked - stolen / ripped off: Tarl - a towel: Undurstawnd -understand ie Do ye undurstawnd me?; Vaka -Vodka: Weaker -yet another word for "brilliant": Wee -put in front of words such as "drink", "dander", and basically anything: Willik - nose: Wiredintillit -"Got wiredintillit earlee-er": Wooden One -not a clever person: X-Acktlee -exactly.